French polish Puns

A list of puns related to "French polish"

My dad always used to say the same thing everytime we ate at a restaurant when on vacation.

When the waiter asks "Are you finished?" "No, we're swedish."...

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👤︎ u/KinpatsuNoHito
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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The funniest thing my dad said at the dinner table when I introduced my parents to my new girlfriend.

Girlfriend: "What's your genealogy? What's in you?" My Mom: "Mostly British and French, some Danish and Polish, and..." My Dad: "...And sometimes a little Norwegian."

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👤︎ u/LazzzyButtons
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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