Jokes about leeks!

Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek

Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek

Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek

Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Want to see a picture of my pride and joy?
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👤︎ u/MrDeez444
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What do you call a bald nordic man?

a glossy Finnish

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👤︎ u/beethteeth
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