What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Pier...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riabloyt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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pier pressure [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavicgarlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I never wanted to go to the docks, but after my friends pestered me for an hour I finally gave into pier pressure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bandit_TFR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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It ap-piers to be the sea-son for sea puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Got pier pressured to post this here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?

They docked his pay.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.

Gorilla wharf heir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Pier pressure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRR2012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Pier like peer lol πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youre-boi-alosha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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"Pier Pressure” instagram.com/gonepatrol/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I was walking down a pier and saw someone fishing for halibut.

My brother: why was he fishing............for the halibut!

I am dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobdoodlesmerf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.

I got the Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wabisabi68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Harassing piers is a big problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTeam_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Why does a dock master check wander out onto the docks? To be amongst his piers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trajanman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Milkshakes on Chicago's Navy Pier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaerieStories
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2014
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How do I get this pier reviewed imgur.com/1pt3A6M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiedtoyourapron
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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I was at the beach with my dad, and I suggested we walk down the pier above the sea

He responded, "I used to enjoy doing that, but then I realized I was over it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youuubetcha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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My wife drove our German car off the pier and into the sea. The next day I went diving and found it.

I got the Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wabisabi68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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