Pepsi Puns

A list of puns related to "Pepsi"

Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Pepsi factory?

He tested positive for Coke!

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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👤︎ u/chungus_wungus
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Some people make fuss about Pepsi like its addictive and..

Coke aint

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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It was always super sad watching my dad being barely able to lift 2-liter bottles of Pepsi.

He was soda pressing.

Edit: better (Hawaiian) punch line

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👤︎ u/beetlebath
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi...

I think I'm Cola blind.

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👤︎ u/PeteAllan
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Have you ever heard a Pepsi sing an A flat?

Of course not. That's just a Fanta C.

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👤︎ u/DrPumpkinz
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why does Pepsi never promote Country music?

Because it’s not Pop.

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👤︎ u/PHPWarrior
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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A horse enters a bar and order pepsi

The bartender ask: you want a straw? The horse replied: a lot of straw!

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👤︎ u/lord_of_pigs9001
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why does Pepsi always achieve its goals?

It’s soda termined

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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isdad drinking pepsi upside down?

umop apisdn.

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👤︎ u/robrodcopp
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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What happens when you drink 8 Pepsi's

You throw 7-Up.

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👤︎ u/Mastrwill
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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I attempt to throw my empty Pepsi can into the nearest bin reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Ort0810
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Why did the guy at the Pepsi recycling plant quit his job?

The job was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/windowlicker1234
📅︎ Jun 26 2017
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I fell on a Pepsi today

But I'm okay cause it was a soft drink.

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👤︎ u/Shipless_Captain
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Why did Kendall Jenner give the police a Pepsi?

She didn't want the nation to be soda vided.

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👤︎ u/l0c0_motive
📅︎ Apr 10 2017
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When you apply for a job at pepsi

Do they test for coke?

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👤︎ u/DrDinopunch
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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I went into a website and a Pepsi ad appeared. The page reloaded.

It was refreshing.

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👤︎ u/ellohir
📅︎ Jun 24 2017
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Saw a Pepsi van pulled over

I was driving with my girlfriend and saw a Pepsi delivery van get pulled over by two cops. My girlfriend wondered aloud why two cops were needed for a Pepsi van.

My response: "He's probably smuggling some Coke..."

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👤︎ u/fuegolatino
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning

He tested positive for Coke.

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👤︎ u/camelopardalisx
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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A Pepsi employee was recently fired...

he tested positive for Coke.

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👤︎ u/RCrown2
📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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