Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...
In fact, I know she seamstressed
What kind of pants do dermatologists wear?
The best way to make your pants last
Is to make your shirt first
What do clouds wear underneath their pants?
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...
...just in case I get a hole in one.
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
For most people when you lose your 'khakis', you have lost your pants.
But, when you're from Boston and you lose your 'khakis', you can't start your car.
What do you call a smart pair of pants?
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
I asked you to pretreat those pants, you better not try to make the puppy do it..
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
My cousin peed his pants the other day.
I told him "Yer in trouble."
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
The toddler pooped his pants, but kept on playing...
Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one.
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
What kinda pants does Mario wear??
Denim, denim, denim.
Hope this hasn’t been posted before.
What's worse than ants in your pants ?
"Trousers" is a fancy words for pants
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
Despite my best efforts, I pooped my pants
It was an undeterred undie turd
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party
They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck
What type of pants should you wear ghost hunting?
I recommend a pair a normal jeans.
Why Do Pilgrim's Pants Always Fall Down?
Because There Buckles Are On There Hats!
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Why don't birds wear pants?
Because their pecker is on their head
What happens when Eren's pant is loose?
Love is like peeing your pants...
... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Why did the pirate put pants on his treasure?
After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family...
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
A Scottish man was just forced to wear pants!
It damn nearly kilt him...
Dad told me to wear my pants very high due to the pandemic
He said the best way to not get infected is to practice proper high-jeans
Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
Its pecker is on his face
"Are those your pants, stumbling around by themselves and puking all over everything?"
"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."
If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants
In case you get a hole in one
I had to take dad shopping for pants....
When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".
What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants
In case they get a hole in one
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.
Whats worse than ants in your pants?
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