Used the wrong flower
That place gives me the crepes
Me: Do you have French Toast?
Her: Yes, it is right here on the menu. The cinnamon is my favorite!
Me: Great, because I have no idea how to get to the Original French Toast house.
Got a good laugh.
First post here, wife is due with our first this summer.
Edit: format
A little context first: What's known as an "apartment" in the US is generally referred to as a "flat" in the UK. My dad lives in a flat and has a cat. Without a doubt any time anyone talks to my dad this exchange happens:
Person: Do you like locally?
Dad: I live in the flats near the river. Just me and my cat.
Person: Oh, you have cat?
Dad: Yes. She's called Pancake.
Person: That's nice, but why did you name her Pancake?
Dad: Because she's not a house cat... she's a flat cat.
Despite the fact that he's proudly said this joke dozens, if not hundreds, of times, he still cracks up as he says it like it's the funniest joke ever invented.
I'm going to put french pancakes on my feet and crepe around the house quietly.
My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.
One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"
7 year old me was in tears every time!
My dad's the cook in the house. This morning, my mom told my dad "I feel like pancakes." Then my dad said, "Round and fluffy?" My dad then silently giggled to himself while my mom slapped him on the shoulder.
Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."
On the radio, an ad that asks you to call and learn how to make millions flipping houses.
Me: but how would you fit the pancake turner underneath a house?
