What do they call IHOP in communist countries?

Wehop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackoutRetro
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What's the name of the one-legged waitress that works at IHOP?

Eileen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cardo_was_taken
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While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.

Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpark888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My local IHOP’s signs
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

Eggstensions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas0510
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My friends keep trying to convince me to steal from the IHOP where I work

But I'm not a big whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FightMilkLLC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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IHOP is changing the name

Now I walk casually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerdFergusin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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At IHOP the other day...

Me: "hey, how's the omelet, babe?"

Gf: "it's good, a little cheesy though"

Me: "yeah, they usually have better jokes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veterejf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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My dad dad-joked me at IHOP

We had just gotten our food

Dad: Those sausage look good

Me: Yeah

Dad: I could say I never sausage a thing (saw such a thing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradle99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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Went to ihop with my dad

..and all the servers are dressed in little pieces of their Halloween costumes (kitty ears, face paint). But one employee was wearing the Blue IHOP apron and the blue and white striped shirt. [dad] nudges my sister with his elbow, "look, he's dressed as an IHOP employee".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicodegallo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Dadjoked at IHOP.

Eating at IHOP with my lady, and like the mature adults we are, we're playing tabletop football with our sugar packets. The waitress, who happens to have a Poppins-esque English accent, comes by to let us know our food will be up shortly, then says, "If you get really good, one day you might be in the sugar bowl." I have been satisfied for the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-town
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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Ihop...Im sure we've all heard this

Family driving past Ihop: Me: Man Ihop looks closed Dad: must be out of one legged waitresses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McGangBang_2010
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Some of my Dad's classics. I was inspired by the IHOP joke.

What do you call a guy who lays on the floor outside your door?

Matt

What do you call a guy who just floats in water?

Bob

What do you call a lady who has one leg shorter than the other leg?

Eileen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/INtheBUTT92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Eileen

I recently met a woman with one leg. Her name was Eileen. She worked as a waitress at IHOP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiksd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My dad isn’t usually one full of dad jokes, but he hit me with a great one today.

For context, my dad had a leg amputation a few months back but he’s been in mostly good spirits about it. We were talking about places to eat in our area, and he asked where one of the fast food restaurants was around here, so I said β€œIt’s at the intersection, where the IHOP is.”

Dad replied, β€œOh, that’s my favorite place to get breakfast.”

I never got food with my dad at IHOP before so I was confused, but then it dawned on me what he meant. 😐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalleh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I can't stand eating at Burger King

So IHop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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The bad news is I broke my leg

The good news is I aced my IHOP interview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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If a woman with big breasts works at Hooters, where does someone with one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hazelnutbag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Where do most people eat out on leap day?

IHOP...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanner_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What items would you include in an amputation themed gift basket?

I know this isn't strictly a Dad joke, but I feel it is in the spirit of the thing. My dad is getting is getting his leg amputated in January. Essentially he has no cartilage in his ankle, and it causes him severe pain all the time. He has an amazing sense of humor, so I wanted to get him a gift basket of foot-based things. So far I have: -fruit by the foot -Happy Feet -Footloose -an Ihop gift card -pack of tube socks (since now he gets 2 for 1) -Bologna (because his amputation is below knee) -a card saying congrats on the weight loss -all put inside of a stocking

What other foot based pun items would you include in the gift basket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyroperformer93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I don't run to get my pancakes.

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Want to hear a bunny joke?

Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.

I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.

Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...

Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What's a 1-legged person's favorite restaurant?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
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True Story: I was driving my family to my son's birthday party at one of those trampoline places. While looking for it in the strip mall...

We passed an IHOP, to which I stated "There it is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikeben08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Daughter can dad

Me: spell i cup

Daughter: dad everyone knows that one, I’m not spelling that! Spell ihop

Me: I ate cho pee...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegoodwookie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I went to an appleholics anonymous meeting

It was a fruitless endeavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowinspired
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In preparation for my child on the way

My fiancee and I were eating dinner at IHOP and she made a comment about getting full.

I told her there was no need to stuff herself just because she is pregnant.

She said, No. I think I can finish my plate and I'll be fine."

I responded with, "Sweetheart, I don't recommend eating plates they aren't good for the baby."

Her eyes rolled so hard I thought for sure they'd fall out. Needless to say I can't wait to be a father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucallurselfapoet
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My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead...

I said we'd have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded "Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!"

She's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillSmithsBoobs
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My husband got my daughter today. Eye rolling occurred...

Eating at IHOP

Daughter: "What is sugar substitute?"

Dad: "You use that when sugar calls in sick."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilykitt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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What's a rabbit's favourite restaurant?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormkitty
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Trifecta Dadjoke

As a dad/bartender, this is one of my favorite dadjokes.

Did you hear about the woman who had to have her whole left side amputated? It was touch-and-go for a while but she's all right now.

She had her name changed to Ilene though. And she had to get a new job at IHOP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Govain
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What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

...Eggstensions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockinstien
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If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1_amit
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

ihop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Where is the best place to work if you only have one leg?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cherryskies13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I don't walk to get my pancakes

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Where does the one-legged man work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastyChris13
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Where does the one legged lady work?

Ihop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im-a-nazi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProCreeper_2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

Ihop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thingswhitechxsay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoobs93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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Where does a one legged waitress work?

IHOP

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