A list of puns related to "Packet"
He had a lot of rashers
...Soon we are going to have poop corn.
And added that we might have a cereal killer living in our house.
My quick reply of it being coaster celebrate was totally wasted on him, being only a toddler.
So remember, doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. When you're a dad, life is like a rolo coaster.
Police say it’s a great a crime detergent
They said “no thanks we’re walkers”
Then say, “That’s a salt!”
But I’m not sure if anyone will get it
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
A cigarette lighter.
He thought it was outrageously funny when we collectively groaned.
Russell.
Doctor: Well, everyone will die eventually.
Man: Everyone? Oh God, What have I done?
Because it would be dumb to shake them afterwards.
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
My dad said, "wouldn't that make Grade AAA even better?"
I said, "it would make it even smaller."
They say no thanks, we're Walkers
Multiply
Doctor: Well, everyone will die eventually.
Man: Everyone? What have I done?
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