They have their pros and cons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gracosef
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I knew a pro gamer who started testing politics simulator games

He was a pro-tester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crowshatemusic
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Am so good at pushing things off that am now a PRO.

A PRO-Crastinator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papiys
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat

I guess I was the pile driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you call a pro-life environmentalist?

A nuthugger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Learned_Response
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Pro pc gaming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siryomo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What’s another name for a pro angler?

A master baiter

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)

Because he's got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…

You'll get quacks in the pavement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:

Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady

Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?

He called it the Pile Driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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If Pro is the opposite of Con, what is the opposite of progress?

And don't forget constitution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...

... I found the work oft-putting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I used to be a pro at washing my hands.

But now I'm all washed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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How do you get the mafia out of pro sports?

You request a sit-down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A cheesy pun about new Mac Pro
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Gotta start early if I wanna be a pro dad someday

Sometimes I fumble when switching between chords on a guitar, but it’s just A Minor inconvenience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotDsdguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Let the pros do the work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_owwwwwwee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.

You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cozykinkajou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Why should you never date a tennis pro?

Because love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdiesnbritts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Reviewers weren’t very kind to the new Surface Pro X.

It’s a fanless device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geometer2015
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What are the Pros and Cons of having a Switch?

A Pro controller and Joy Cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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pros and cons of switch
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Someone asked me if I'm pro-life, and I said

"Nah, I'm only amateur life. I need to reincarnate a few more times before I can go pro."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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The pro-grammar move.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4yvex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If the opposite of pros are cons, then the opposite of progress is...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why didn't the pro shop manager require another golfer to the trio looking for a tee time?

He didn't want to foursome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutbagger18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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U2's lawyers work pro bono.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I wanted to buy the new Apple Pro Display but I only have $4999...

I can’t stand it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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If you can say quid pro quo five times fast you get the job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saucypikl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Pro tip: wait until next year to get lasik or other corrective eye surgery

so you can have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I guess I'm pro tractor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ron_Unstoppable
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Apple just announced a $999 Mac Pro Stand!

Just a little extra and it could be a grand stand!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aswarin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!

A dad joke original from my dad!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Pros and Cons of Pine Trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMax0803
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diok22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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If pro is the opposite of con,

is progress the opposite of congress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Pros and Cons of making food

Pros: Food

Cons: Making

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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If the opposite of β€œpro” is β€œcon”,

Then the opposite of β€œprogress” is β€œCongress”

(Dads can be woke too)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatherNigel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Since con is the opposite of pro...

it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alysuh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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If con is the opposite of pro, then

Is Congress the opposite of progress?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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