They have their pros and cons
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︎ May 26 2021
I knew a pro gamer who started testing politics simulator games
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︎ May 28 2021
Am so good at pushing things off that am now a PRO.
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︎ May 07 2021
I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat
I guess I was the pile driver
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What do you call a pro-life environmentalist?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Pro pc gaming
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs another name for a pro angler?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)
Because he's got a hole in one.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer becauseβ¦
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, Iβve heard theyβre the healthier alternatives.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?
He called it the Pile Driver.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
If Pro is the opposite of Con, what is the opposite of progress?
And don't forget constitution.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...
... I found the work oft-putting.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I used to be a pro at washing my hands.
But now I'm all washed up.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
How do you get the mafia out of pro sports?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...
That took a lot of balls.
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︎ May 20 2020
A cheesy pun about new Mac Pro
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Gotta start early if I wanna be a pro dad someday
Sometimes I fumble when switching between chords on a guitar, but itβs just A Minor inconvenience.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Let the pros do the work
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.
You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Why should you never date a tennis pro?
Because love means nothing to them.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Reviewers werenβt very kind to the new Surface Pro X.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What are the Pros and Cons of having a Switch?
A Pro controller and Joy Cons.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
pros and cons of switch
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Someone asked me if I'm pro-life, and I said
"Nah, I'm only amateur life. I need to reincarnate a few more times before I can go pro."
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︎ Feb 10 2020
The pro-grammar move.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
If the opposite of pros are cons, then the opposite of progress is...
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Why didn't the pro shop manager require another golfer to the trio looking for a tee time?
He didn't want to foursome.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
U2's lawyers work pro bono.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I wanted to buy the new Apple Pro Display but I only have $4999...
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︎ Jun 06 2019
If you can say quid pro quo five times fast you get the job
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Pro tip: wait until next year to get lasik or other corrective eye surgery
so you can have 2020 vision
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︎ Nov 28 2019
I guess I'm pro tractor
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︎ May 22 2018
Apple just announced a $999 Mac Pro Stand!
Just a little extra and it could be a grand stand!
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!
A dad joke original from my dad!!!
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Pros and Cons of Pine Trees
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︎ May 31 2019
PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
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︎ Jan 25 2018
If pro is the opposite of con,
is progress the opposite of congress?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Pros and Cons of making food
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︎ Jun 25 2020
If the opposite of βproβ is βconβ,
Then the opposite of βprogressβ is βCongressβ
(Dads can be woke too)
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Since con is the opposite of pro...
it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
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︎ Nov 04 2017
If con is the opposite of pro, then
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
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︎ Jun 25 2019
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
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