A list of puns related to "PB"
I delivered it on a dad joke platter
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Traffic Jam
They keep saying, SLOW THE SPREAD!
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
He cried.
Lead poisoning.
I think she's trying to poison me
My wife asked me to make our child a PB&J sammich for his lunch.
I told her that my native american relative tought me how to make the perfect PB&J.
She asked which one? And I said:
Uncle Rusty Bull.
From the Smuckers tribe.
Jam in tray 1.
Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.
I called it GandOwlF
PB-Arrrg
One Pb and J sandwich later and she was hospitalized for lead poisoning.
An ISIL-ated incident
Dinner guest: So last night I was watching a PBS documentary on Mars.
Father and Son simultaneously: Wow! How did you get back? (fist bump)
[dad joke] (https://m.imgur.com/p6BewPb)
Growing up I ate a lot of sandwiches. Without fail, every time I asked my father to make one for me this was the exchange...
Me: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich"?
Dad: "POOF! You're a sandwich."
It was maddening, especially when I was jonesing for a PB&J.
She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
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Is probably this
My girlfriend showed me a photo of severe weather in a town north of us and asked "have you seen the photo from Olds yet?"
"Saw it yesterday! That's old news"
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