A list of puns related to "Pb And J"
Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!
One Pb and J sandwich later and she was hospitalized for lead poisoning.
Dinner guest: So last night I was watching a PBS documentary on Mars.
Father and Son simultaneously: Wow! How did you get back? (fist bump)
She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
My wife asked me to make our child a PB&J sammich for his lunch.
I told her that my native american relative tought me how to make the perfect PB&J.
She asked which one? And I said:
Uncle Rusty Bull.
From the Smuckers tribe.
My girlfriend showed me a photo of severe weather in a town north of us and asked "have you seen the photo from Olds yet?"
"Saw it yesterday! That's old news"
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