With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.

Previously it would've a curd to me.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I forgot to go to Hypochondriacs Anonymous today.

I bet it's early-onset Alzheimer's.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Vowels

The wife and I were discussing how well our son was doing with learning his vowels.

Me: I've heard him say A, E, and I, now he just needs to get O and U.

Wife: He's also saying Y, have you heard him say that yet?

Me: Sometimes.

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👤︎ u/Spyrulfyre
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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Your 50 year old aunt just got herself a couple of cats.

I guess it's the onset of many paws.

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👤︎ u/kellzone
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