Old pun, new format.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Late-Humor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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2 old puns are better than 1, drawings by friend at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayraegah
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Old pun thread I rediscovered on Facebook. imgur.com/gallery/mbQKWYr
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?

A hammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...

Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.

I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.

To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A darker one my 10 year old dropped on me... (possibly triggering)

She could see I was stressed out with work and she and I have a very dark sense of humour.

Hey Dad, you ok?

Yeah li'l beat just over worker and tired and stressed about the holidays.

"hey dad, lots of men struggle with mental health don't worry about it too much, Robin Williams and Kurt Cobain daughters turned out just fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogalporn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notlikelyevil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Old Gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Ordering pizza with my 3 year old.

Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses

Little guy Caught me off guard lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjorazi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"

"I don't know, bud, what?"

"Your legs."

Well done, kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papagayo_blanco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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You know you're getting old when...

You go from hip-hopping, to hip popping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bdemi6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?

Neither has he...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillhouse74
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.

which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??

Bakin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My dad always used to say β€˜out with the old and in with the new’.

Lovely man, terrible antiques dealer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Today I got out-dad joked by a 2 year old

I asked my daughter if she was hungry and she said "No, I'm Charlotte".

I'm so proud of her, but also I had been waiting to do the whole hi hungry, I'm dad bit to her when I thought she was old enough to get it. Now I feel like I've missed that window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dermerger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shade0217
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 5 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I called an old college classmate and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes, with hot water, under his wife’s supervision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...

The 'Times' are rough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?

An orange, because they don't rhyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeppo_007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?

The handkerchief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.

Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My 5 year old daughter: What is a ghost’s favorite day?

Boosday

I’m so proud. She was laughing so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyur45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I gave my ex wife my old vacuum

Jokes on her the thing really sucked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handsoffmynuts08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My 3 yr old just cracked me up with this joke as I was putting him to bed

Why did the tree moo?

Because there was a cow stuck in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomhead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I'm 15 but I have the body of a 6 year old.

No seriously, he's in the freezer.

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My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardybrownie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?

A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilytaege
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I’m really looking forward to being an old man

I have to. I can’t look back on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdad0206
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonHeinie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?

Man....we were wild .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My 9 year old wanted me to post her joke here!

What does it mean when you find horseshoes? It means a horse is walking round in its socks!

I am so proud of her! Edit: wording.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valenshyne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My 5 year old just got me with this one: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikecake81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why was the 2 yr old unvaccinated child crying?

Midlife crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquariously
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A simple question from my 6 year old son.

A meteorite is a small meteor, right?

Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melanthius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I caught my little 4 month old niece chewing on her hand

So I turned to my wife and asked, who gave her the handburger? πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NES_20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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The 21st century is now old enough to drink.

And you thought the sober years were bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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This happened a while back, I was dropping my 7 year old school son to school. β€œSon, hurry up, we’re running late.”

Son: β€œno dad, we’re walking late.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkey-Magic007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year, and he still can’t say β€˜please’

I think that’s poor for four

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oobedoo321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the old man fall in the well

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AngryFIFAPlayer_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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