What did the pirate say when he retired?
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
I know a lot of jokes about retired people..
What did Jessie Owens say when he retired?
A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.
He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.
Did you hear Christopher Cross retired as a musician to make time for his new business venture?
What happened when Sting retired?
He changed his name to Stung.
I've know alot of jokes about retired people...
I know a bunch of jokes about retired people but people don’t laugh
No matter how funny I try and make them , they just don’t work
Why did the retired doctor get easily upset?
Because he has no patients.
My Dad has always been a Fabrication head at a lift company and my mum is a retired nurse..
According to him, their first date was "A Casual tea"..
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
Did you hear about the retired Sheriff who started a landscaping business?
Did you guys hear about the investment broker that retired to run a celery farm?
It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.
What do you call a teacher, who retired?
I recently retired from my job as a lumberjack. Over my career I cut down 6, 324 trees...
My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
What do you call a retired miner?
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
What was Bob the builder called when he retired
This pun should be retired.
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My father, who comes from a long line of clowns, just retired and wants me to continue the family legacy…
I've got some really big shoes to fill!
since captain rogers retired after endgame, he's no longer a super soldier
Another pair of retired dad shoes. RIP.
Another pair of retired dad shoes. RIP. https://imgur.com/gallery/M1E45XT
I’m retired.
I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today.
Too bad that qb just retired from the Colts.
Guess they’re out of luck
My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.
He can’t seem to deal with the aftermath.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
The toothbrush was invented by a retired hockey player
Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush wouldn't it?
I’ve retired from the cloning lab and now I don’t know what to do with myself
A report just came out that Peyton Manning’s forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL
Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
My dad retired recently and I called him...
Me: "Hey dad, just wanted to ask.."
Dad: "Can you speak up please?"
Me: "Hey, I just wanted to a.."
Dad: "Speak up, I can't hear you!"
Me: "I JUST WANTED TO ASK IF..."
Dad: "Haha just kidding, this is my answering machine. Please leave a message."
What do you call a retired shrink
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.
Turns out that idea was Taken
After the pro boxer retired, he became a successful exorcist.
He could beat the hell out of anyone!
The Michelin man has been retired!
I'm wheelie disappointed..
My friend is a retired gynaecologist.
He still works occaisionally though because he likes to keep his hand in.
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
What do you call a retired German soldier?
I know a few jokes about retired people.....
What do you call a retired miner?
I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!
I know a lot of jokes about retired people...
I am retired...
I was tired yesterday and I am tired today as well.
I know a lot of jokes about retired people
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