ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'm unsubbing from /r/DadJokes and here's why...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Just had a great moment in the car

My friends and I are all students attending OU. We were driving by our college, when...

Friend: "Hi school!"

Me: "No Samuel, that's college."

It took 30 seconds of me emphasizing/repeating the wording to get them to realize what I meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazybone820
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Hey dad, it's a strawberry tree!

The kids need shoes so we all get dragged to the store. The Christmas trees (already! for crying ou...) in the kids section has got "homemade" ornaments like these.

http://imgur.com/a/CTEuA

My oldest comes up to me and says "Hey daddy, it's a strawberry tree." and I'm like "Strawberry? come on, a blueberry tree at least." and then he goes "No, a STRAWberry, geddit, STRAWberry."

Yes, son. Wipes tear Yes I do geddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketplex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, Γ§a m'endors !"

J'ai directement rΓ©pondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Kenny Rogers just dad joked me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpyroFan-17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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