Have you tried my roasted bar nuts?
They’re not just good, they are all they’re cracked up to be
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
Me and my brother were playing chess...
It's getting close to Christmas, and me and my brother were playing chess in front of the fireplace . We play chess together a lot, by the way. My dad walks in and he asks, "Is the fire too hot?" We replied saying the fire was slightly hot. My dad replies "You two are chess nuts roasting on an open fire, then."
Got dad on Father's Day
My Dad and I were making a batch of herb roasted nuts for my grandfather which requires meticulously picking apart fresh thyme and rosemary for chopping.
My Dad: the best part is our hands will smell great for the rest of the day!
Me: yeah, we've got too much thyme on our hands!
Dad: Hey! That's my job!
