Nock Puns

A list of puns related to "Nock"

Nock nock. Who's there?

Bow string.

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👤︎ u/tuckereh
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Have you guys tried blindfolded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing!

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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I was gonna try out archery

But theres too many drawbacks

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👤︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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I started to tell my friend a joke about an arrow's poorly made indentation for the bowstring, but he stopped me.

He never really like knock-nock jokes.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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I replaced my bowstring with a thin tree limb.

It will break eventually, but it hasn't yet, so I'll nock on wood!

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👤︎ u/Freeaboo_
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Heisenberg would be a good archer

After all, he's the one who nocks.

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👤︎ u/RevanAndTheSithy
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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