I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FatMetalJesus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21 2019
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Where do recluses live in Spain?

Barceloner.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07 2019
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My vegetarian daughter asked me how I still can eat anything from KFC after all she's told me about it.

I made it clear to her that it indeed was an ethical dilemma for me to hen dle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/welt-scherz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06 2019
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What light source is capable of doing everything?

The can-dle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pdonkey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23 2018
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I invented a mushroom fueled car!

But the clutch wouldn't engage.

I guess you could say mycorrizhae-dle.

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