Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
I'm tired of playing with nerf blasters
I'm dart bored
I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun
But it just felt Forced.
You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun
He had nerfs of steel
My neighbor is obsessed with navy destroyers
He warships them
My boys did a terrible job picking up and putting away their toy bullets after playing war in the basement.
They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.
I was barred from a recent foam-firing toy tournament for lighting my darts on fire.
They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.
