What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
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What do you call a nervous Jedi?
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Men with tattoos used to make people nervous...
Now they make them lattes.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower ?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I always get so nervous about the new year.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My pregnant neighbor was really nervous when the woman who was to assist her in labor was stuck in traffic.
She was having a midwife crisis.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I got a new tablet computer but I'm nervous every time I use it.
I guess you could say I have Surface tension.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
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What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
βYouβre too high strung, donβt fret.β
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A bit nervous, but yesterday I volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials.
The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that itβs completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and that I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
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My guitar neck got nervous
I said βdonβt fretβ
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Why do people get nervous around stoned beef?
Because the steaks are high.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Alittle bit nervous
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My son recently got casted as a sheep in a play but was nervous about forgetting his lines
I said "Son you're just feeling sheepish"
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My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take.
I said, βDonβt worry. We are all in the same boat.β
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I get so nervous during earthquakes,
that I start shaking uncontrollably.
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A man had a nervous breakdown at a Mexican restaurant
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︎ Jul 18 2020
William is nervous about his life prospects
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.
Finally he quit his job as a teacher.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why was the cheese nervous about the taste test?
Because he knew heβd be grated.
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When my uncle died, he left me an apartment building he owned, but I was really nervous about taking it.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Iβm so nervous
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︎ Dec 06 2019
The nervous system
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What do you say to a nervous mortician?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I'm really nervous about this bug-eating contest
I've got butterflies in my stomach.
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Why did the plate look nervous?
It was feeling skit-dish.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Very nervous
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︎ May 19 2019
How does a nervous person like their eggs?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
When the tomato was nervous . . .
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︎ Nov 16 2019
My 2019 calendar is looking nervous.
I think it knows its days are numbered.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What do you call a nervous Darth Vader?
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My son is nervous about his upcoming driving test.
I said, βDonβt worry. Your parallel parking skills are unparalleled.β
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Stairs make me nervous...
because they're alway up to something.
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A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. "My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time...
The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"
"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
"Do you have a brother?"
"No."
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
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What did the nervous dog say when asked if he had to go to the bathroom in Manila?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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I get so nervous with earthquakes
that I start shaking uncontrollably
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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What do you call a nervous spear thrower?
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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What do you call a nervous spear thrower?
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
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