A list of puns related to "Nervous system"
It's so nerve-wracking.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Synapse.
An over-active nervous system.
A main part of my body is called the nervous system
Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.
The nervous system
... even my central system is nervous!
We all know the classic:
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible.
But there are so many possible variations, so rarely explored!
My dog's got no eyes.
How does he look?
Terrible
My dog's got no tongue.
How does he taste?
Terrible
My dog's got no nervous system.
How does he feel?
Terrible
My dog's got no car.
How does he drive?
Terrible
My dog's got no sense of humour.
How does he joke?
Terrible
...your turn...
The nervous system...
The central nervous system.
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