My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.

It's so nerve-wracking.

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Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.

It's just a lack of the confidence system.

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📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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The nervous system
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If you watch Bohemian Rhapsody too many times, it might cause damage to your nervous system.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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If we named it 'The Confident System' then maybe we wouldn't be so nervous.
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What do you call apps which deal with the human nervous system?

Synapse.

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📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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What causes people to have anxiety?

An over-active nervous system.

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I figured out why I am so shy and awkward

A main part of my body is called the nervous system

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📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Alittle bit nervous
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Food contamination warning!

Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.

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I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...

The nervous system

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I'm so anxious ...

... even my central system is nervous!

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📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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My dog's got no....

We all know the classic:

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible.

But there are so many possible variations, so rarely explored!

My dog's got no eyes.

How does he look?

Terrible

My dog's got no tongue.

How does he taste?

Terrible

My dog's got no nervous system.

How does he feel?

Terrible

My dog's got no car.

How does he drive?

Terrible

My dog's got no sense of humour.

How does he joke?

Terrible

...your turn...

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What part of your body is worried all the time?

The nervous system...

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What part of the body has the most anxiety?

The central nervous system.

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