I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
I guess you could say it was a net gain
Based on a true story
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
Four pirates looking for a lost parrot
If you cut a hole in a net, the net has less holes
Not all heroes snare crepes.
'cuz Annette had called in sick that day.
Holes tied together with string.
They argued it was an act of cod.
He made a good bit from selling the fish, but unfortunately it was a net loss.
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
It’s Racket science!
Ion know about that chief.
have intense intents in tents.
I need to catch some Zs.
How am I supposed to catch fish now?
all thanks to ashit pie
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Because each point starts with a service.
Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the Wifi never had
It defeats the porpoise. http://i.imgur.com/bw1fYaO.jpg
(I'm a dad.)
I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.
When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.
Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:
"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?
That Costa them a goal!
A colleague from the .net department came into our department (java) and said, i must have forgotten my coffee here, he picked it up and on his way back to his department a colleague told him that he accidentally took his fish with him
