Waitress at Wimpy asked us if we'd like onion rings or mozzarella sticks 'for the table'

"No thanks, I don't think the table's hungry."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ZeldaFan812
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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This sub reminds me of a mozzarella stick.

Without the cheesiness it'd be empty inside.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LeVampirate
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2017
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Did you hear about the restaurant supply truck spill?

A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TangoKiloBandit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Cooking with the girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were making homemade mozzarella sticks while drinking a few beers.

I asked her how many eggs to put in the mixture and she said "two."

So I responded with "oh, you mean Dos-Eggies?"

She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/veetoe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2016
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