What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

A cheesy pick up line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Webthryst
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Waitress at Wimpy asked us if we'd like onion rings or mozzarella sticks 'for the table'

"No thanks, I don't think the table's hungry."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeldaFan812
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I have a recipe for salmon with mozzarella on top.

I call it salmonella

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Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese.

It was G-rated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...

R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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If the French President started producing mozzarella, it could be considered...

Macronian cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n1njast1ck
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Mozzarella Firefox (it's open sauce)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheryllium
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This sub reminds me of a mozzarella stick.

Without the cheesiness it'd be empty inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeVampirate
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Pizza Cheese

My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was

β€œThey cut the cheese?!”

And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papermoonfortune
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?

Mozzarella, she's italian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Cheesy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinkykids
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Math

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?

pi z z a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What do you call single cheese?

Provolonely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4hm3r
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What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave

Would her name be β€˜Mozzarella’?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crispy_Scoundrel
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Did you hear about the restaurant supply truck spill?

A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangoKiloBandit
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Cooking with the girlfriend

My girlfriend and I were making homemade mozzarella sticks while drinking a few beers.

I asked her how many eggs to put in the mixture and she said "two."

So I responded with "oh, you mean Dos-Eggies?"

She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

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Need help coming up with a pizza pun

Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oh_no_its_shawn
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Dad joked my mom, you could say it was a bit cheesy

Today I attempted for the first time ever to make my own mozzarella. I had my mom help me out because some of the instructions were very exact and I needed some extra hands. As we're scooping the curds from the pot and straining it I paused and said:

"Hang on a second, let me get that out of the whey."

We both stood there laughing for a bit, it was so bad it was good.

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In which my dad keeps up with politics in the US.

Home made pizza night at my parents place. Dad points to a bag of pre-grated mozzarella cheese and says "I hear Trump wants to ban that stuff", "What?", "He says he wants to make America grate again"

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