A cheesy pick up line.
"No thanks, I don't think the table's hungry."
I call it salmonella
It was G-rated.
R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.
Macronian cheese
Without the cheesiness it'd be empty inside.
My friend just told me that pizza restaurantsβ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was
βThey cut the cheese?!β
And Iβve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
Mozzarella, she's italian
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?
pi z z a
Provolonely
Would her name be βMozzarellaβ?
A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.
My girlfriend and I were making homemade mozzarella sticks while drinking a few beers.
I asked her how many eggs to put in the mixture and she said "two."
So I responded with "oh, you mean Dos-Eggies?"
She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times
Today I attempted for the first time ever to make my own mozzarella. I had my mom help me out because some of the instructions were very exact and I needed some extra hands. As we're scooping the curds from the pot and straining it I paused and said:
"Hang on a second, let me get that out of the whey."
We both stood there laughing for a bit, it was so bad it was good.
Home made pizza night at my parents place. Dad points to a bag of pre-grated mozzarella cheese and says "I hear Trump wants to ban that stuff", "What?", "He says he wants to make America grate again"
