5 Hilarious Mozzarella Cheese Puns

Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese.

It was G-rated.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2018

We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...

R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 12 2018

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Pizza Cheese

My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was

“They cut the cheese?!”

And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes

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👤︎ u/papermoonfortune

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

A cheesy pick up line.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Webthryst

📅︎ Apr 30 2018

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In which my dad keeps up with politics in the US.

Home made pizza night at my parents place. Dad points to a bag of pre-grated mozzarella cheese and says "I hear Trump wants to ban that stuff", "What?", "He says he wants to make America grate again"

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👤︎ u/BountyHNZ

📅︎ Mar 20 2016

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