Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese.

It was G-rated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...

R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Pizza Cheese

My friend just told me that pizza restaurantsโ€™ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was

โ€œThey cut the cheese?!โ€

And Iโ€™ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/papermoonfortune
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

A cheesy pick up line.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lord_Webthryst
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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In which my dad keeps up with politics in the US.

Home made pizza night at my parents place. Dad points to a bag of pre-grated mozzarella cheese and says "I hear Trump wants to ban that stuff", "What?", "He says he wants to make America grate again"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BountyHNZ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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