A list of puns related to "Mouth to mouth"
It's a running gag.
She said "I'm having a light snack."
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
It was a running gag.
Lips gloss
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
...unless he wanted the Crayola Virus.
...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."
Awaiting a reply with baited breath...
I can really taste the change.
The other morning my daughter was feeling down because she has been outshined by a male in the mixed netball team and felt she couldn't do better because she was a girl.
I of course pointed out that girls can do anything that a guy can do if she puts her mind to it. So far so good.
ERROR - brain to mouth filter disengaged.
Then said, in earshot of my wife, look at your mother over there growing a moustache.
She did not find it as funny as we did.
A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'
Turns out, it was even.
My pregnant wife.
All I could think to say was "Hey Now!"
It was our Monica!
It's so depressing.
But eye jokes are so much cornea..
I said "why"
He said "because your dog just died."
It was all ingest.
I call them laugh lines
Then I saw her face.
As I approached the counter at my 8 year old's clinic, the nurse asks "are you here for an appointment?" I replied without hesitation & confusion "umm, no my daughter is". The blank stare was enough.
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