He's married.
Tooth pics.
He is X Ray now.
Endless Love
I didnβt think her cheering was appropriate.
they can see right through you
The manticore
Christopher Nolan's new and highly anticipated movie will be released on December 15 in blu-ray. Finally I can watch the movie at Tenet-p.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Was later released as a poo-ray
I think it was extra to restore eels
It was a fibula.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: 'ζ¨ηι«ιͺ¨ζ―2.54εη±³ι«.'
This is going to make a killing
He wanted better soul support
Karen: "Who, Ray?"
Ray: "I don't think it's appropriate to cheer right now."
Manta Del Ray
A stink ray.
I just find them disc-inserting.
I wonder what she saw in him
I still donβt know what she sees in me.
But catscan
Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Patient: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Skeletons.
They seemed a little fishy.
Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.
but my cats-can.
But she could see right through me.
but catscan
Unfortunately, he saw right through me.
Dβoh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.
I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?
She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.
So I say, not yet I'm dirty.
She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:
Hi! um...
wait a sec,
um, I know um,
um, wait.... dir...
[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]
Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!
I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...
It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...
It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.
Tooth pics.
...Tooth pics
The Manticore
The doctor told me: "Your patella measures 2.54 cm." By surprise, I said: "Inch high knees?" The doctor replied: "δ½ ηι«ιͺ¨ε°Ίε―ΈηΊ2.54εη±³"
I just find them disc-inserting.
But catscan.
Tooth pics
But catscan.
