He was arrested for attempting to make an obscene clone fall.
CUSStard
I said, "You pay full price, ma'am. We don't negotiate with terroirists."
...A sheet load
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
He was a dumb bass
Chewsday
Then it becomes a soap opera
She said, "Not neccecelery."
A waist of time.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
They're mouthbreathers.
He ate his food before it was cool
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
They gargoyle
Tulips
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Because they don't have pockets.
A tongue depressor.
...and says, "Hygiene".
He gave me knightmares.
AITA?
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
They discussed me.
βBecause we donβt need depth perception with our mouths β was his technically correct answer
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
This fact is just mind-blowing.
It's a running gag.
When she asked why I responded βyouβll get salmon-Ella!β
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
On the apocalypse.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
A soap opera
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
He ate pizza before it was cool
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
He ate the pizza before it was cool
