A list of puns related to "Moonlight"
He's a terrible plumber, but he really cracks me up.
DilEmma
...is just night and day
He likes to leave everyone in stitches.
Tally ho!
They called him a Lechedor.
Because possession is nine tenths of the law.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Pulp fiction.
Itβs going to be class-ified under moonlight
He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.
I knead a lot of dough
Both are famous for saying βWhat?β
An Investigator
Way back when I was a kid, for my school's Renaissance Faire-esque fundraiser, I went around wearing a sign that read "Vilage Idiot". When guests asked why, I'd reply, "I wasn't always the village idiot...
...And so now, here I am: village idiot, just like my father was. Ah... my father, he was the best village idiot we ever had. It's hard living in his shadow sometimes. You see, my father was a complete idiot! ...I'm just a half-wit.β
π΅mammary, all alone in the moonlight...
What do you call a fitness instructor who moonlights as an action hero?
Jason Stay-thin
What do you call a music artist who works out and is a bit of a creep?
Slim Shady
She really cracks me up.
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