Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B shells
How do mermaids give birth?
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...
I think they're a bit shellf conchess
How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?
What did the little mermaid wear to math class
What does a mermaid use to clean her fins?
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifiying
But it wasn't half as bad
A man asked a mermaid "Why do you wear seashells ?"
The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
For years I told my daughter she was 1/2 Human & 1/2 Mermaid ... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What does a Mermaid smoke?
Did you hear the one about the cannibal mermaid?
She would behead other unsuspecting merfolk and toss their gills and necks into hot water, which she would gleefully drink. Luckily, justice was swift, and the courts quickly found her gill-tea.
What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?
One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl
What do you call a group of slutty mermaids?
What do you call a gay mermaid?
What did little mermaid buy from Lingerie dept.?
Why’d the Banker marry the Mermaid?
What do you call a mermaid on your roof
How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?
How’d the Mermaid Math Teacher support herself?
Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water
Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?
She grew out of her B shells
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
How do mermaids wash their clothes?
What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?
What does the little mermaid wear to math class?
What do you call a flying mermaid?
How does a mermaid wash their tail?
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Because B shells are too small. And D shells are too big.
How do mermaids give birth?
What does a Mermaid use to keep her fins clean?
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she outgrew B shells..
Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?
Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! 🦀🐠
How do mermaids give birth?
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Cos they grew out of their b shells!
Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she can't fit into D-shells.
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