Midas from fortnite may have defected to shadow

But in the end, he went back to ghost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune!

But that’s just projected figures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I was so angry, I was shouting at my own shadow.

In a way, I was beside myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.

A Christmas stalking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I don't trust shadows

They act pretty shady

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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The shadow Bachs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shlupieus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why am I scared of shadows?

They seem kinda shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic420698
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

...I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?

Because she had a make-up exam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's shadow not aware of recent news?

Its been living under a rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Who wants to see a performance by shadow puppets?

Let's have a show of hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Just wanted to remind everyone of all the hard work the significant others of superheroes do. They deal with so much, have to be in their shadow, yet still stand by them...

They really are fucking heroes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uingsz
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do you call a Shia LeBeouf impersonator with a 5 o’clock shadow?

Shia LeScruff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jhams3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I always warn my kids to never trust their shadows...

They're always acting shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This_Was_America
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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The Grim Reaper went to collect a soul. Upon arriving he says to the unfortunate man: "Your time has come, prepare to leave the land of the living and follow me to the gates of heaven. Now come and don't hesitate, for I am unforgiving. Or else you will wander in the shadow realm for eternity!

Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"

"Yes you are"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sint__Maarten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..

...I beat the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Still in the shadow of the master dad.

My parents are in town for a visit. Keep in mind that I have a 3 year old, so the dad jokes have doubled around here lately.

We go eat and I'm sharing a big burger with my wife. It has a fried egg on it, which I don't like, so I gave her the half with the yolk in it. She bit into it and the yolk broke and dribbled all over her hand. Before I could say anything, my dad mumbles, "Looks like the yolk's on you".

I said, " NOOOOOOOOO you beat me to it!" as my wife and my mom rolled their eyes and groaned. I'm pretty good at the dad jokes, but my dad has the grandfather buff or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtaxNOOOOOO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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When the leaves are falling, the setting sun casts shadows across the hills, and a warm breeze blows, ain't that just...

...awetumn?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Why did Darth Vader's car only drive in the shadows?

Because it was powered by the dark side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breedweezy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Why can't you lift up a shadow?

They're not light enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magrias
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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Shadow Fall, Titanfall, TowerFall...

...Now if only the prices would fall

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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