I'm not sure if this will go orwell with you guys, but...
What do you get when you cross an LCD screen and a reptile?
A monitor lizard
Took wife and son to science night. There was an animal biologist there.
He brought out a lizard to show everyone, then a second one of the same type.
I turned to my wife.
Wife: "Don't"
Me: "Look! He's got dual monitors!"
My son groaned and my work was done.
