A list of puns related to "Moles"
The 1st one says "I smell caramel!" The 2nd one says "I smell cinnamon!" The 3rd one says "I smell molasses"
but they've grown on me.
The 3rd says he smells molasses!
Theyβre pretty underground.
Mole 3: It smells like mole-asses to me.
The father, at the front of the line, stops and sniffs, says βI think I smell some grubs!β
The mother, just behind the father says βI think I smell carrots!!β
The baby, at the back of the line, says βAll I smell is molasses!!!β
Other than that, they're just boring.
I have to say they have a great underground scene.
As fast as mol-asses
The first mole says βI can smell the clean air and grass! Weβre almost there!β
The second mole says βI can smell the fresh wet dirt! Weβre almost there!β
The third mole says βReally? All I can smell is molasses.β
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
Beverly Holes! (That's where I want to beeee)
Whackamole
But I don't know if you would dig it.
Molasses.
just saw this one here and spit out my water https://www.instagram.com/p/-z5Bn4sUi2/
Guac-a-mole
The doctor, after examining him: Donβt worry. Theyβre benign.
Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.
...when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, "In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!"
Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.
When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, "O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!" Baby mole comes up next and says, "I can smell eggs and bacon!"
Father mole follows behind and says, "Funny, all I can smell is molasses!"
"I wouldn't worry about it," said the doctor, "They're benign."
"Count 'em again doc," said the pirate, "You'll find there be ten."
Avocado's number!
When the tests came back he said: "There be nine." Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.
"The first sniffed the air and said 'I smell pasta."
"The second sniffed the air and said 'I smell pasta too."
"The third one sniffed the air and said 'Really? All I smell are molasses"
I love my dad.
The first says, "I smell sugar." The second one says, "I smell cinnamon."
The third one says, "I smell molasses."
First mole says I smell sugar Second mole says I smell cinnamon
Third mole says I smell molasses
The first one says βI smell sugar.β The second one says βI smell cinnamon.β The third says βI smell molasses.β
The first mole says, "I smell sugar." The second mole says, "I smell cinnamon." The third mole says, "I smell molasses."
The first one says I can smell sugar! The second says I smell cinnamon! The third says all I smell is mole asses
Mole-asses
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