there are 3 moles tunneling their way into a bakery

The 1st one says "I smell caramel!" The 2nd one says "I smell cinnamon!" The 3rd one says "I smell molasses"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileyMacabre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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I was never a big fan of moles on bodies,

but they've grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rakeruk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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There are 3 moles in a tunnel. The first says he smells sugar, the 2nd says he smells cinnamon…

The 3rd says he smells molasses!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knifefire133
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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How many moles do you think they have to kill to get a whole jar of molasses?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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Have you heard of that new band the Beautiful Moles?

They’re pretty underground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyuu222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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Three moles are digging in a tunnel. Mole 1: It smells like cinnamon in here. Mole 2: It smells like nutmeg in here.

Mole 3: It smells like mole-asses to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thee_dylan_t
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2022
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A family of moles was digging through a garden one day …

The father, at the front of the line, stops and sniffs, says β€œI think I smell some grubs!”

The mother, just behind the father says β€œI think I smell carrots!!”

The baby, at the back of the line, says β€œAll I smell is molasses!!!”

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Moles have a toxin in their saliva that paralyzes their prey and leave them for later consumption. They can even sense when an earthworm has entered their tunnel.

Other than that, they're just boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2021
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I never knew moles had secret nightclubs

I have to say they have a great underground scene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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How fast can two moles go down one mole hole?

As fast as mol-asses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuiGenera
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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3 moles are digging their way out of prison.

The first mole says β€œI can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”

The second mole says β€œI can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”

The third mole says β€œReally? All I can smell is molasses.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloeruel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.

He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaw0lf212
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Where do the ritzy moles live?

Beverly Holes! (That's where I want to beeee)

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What do you call guacamole made of moles?

Whackamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Becool959
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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I really wanted to tell you guys a joke about moles.

But I don't know if you would dig it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad-_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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5 moles are standing in a line. what does the last one smell?

Molasses.

just saw this one here and spit out my water https://www.instagram.com/p/-z5Bn4sUi2/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeeWhiz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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What food goes best with an arcade game in which you hit toy moles, which appear at random, back into their holes?

Guac-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostAbouts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.

The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.

Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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A family of moles was enjoying a nice Sunday morning...

...when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, "In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!"

Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.

When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, "O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!" Baby mole comes up next and says, "I can smell eggs and bacon!"

Father mole follows behind and says, "Funny, all I can smell is molasses!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trivialpursuits
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A pirate went to see the doctor about the moles on his back…

"I wouldn't worry about it," said the doctor, "They're benign."

"Count 'em again doc," said the pirate, "You'll find there be ten."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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How many moles are there in a bowl of guacamole?

Avocado's number!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technoverlord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2013
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I heard that moles could be malignant so I asked my doctor about my two...

When the tests came back he said: "There be nine." Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TowerSheep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Three moles in a line.

"The first sniffed the air and said 'I smell pasta."

"The second sniffed the air and said 'I smell pasta too."

"The third one sniffed the air and said 'Really? All I smell are molasses"

I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlliterateBatman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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There are 3 moles in a tunnel

The first says, "I smell sugar." The second one says, "I smell cinnamon."

The third one says, "I smell molasses."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuttJunior
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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The moles are going through a tunnel….

First mole says I smell sugar Second mole says I smell cinnamon

Third mole says I smell molasses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenbisbee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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There are three moles in a tunnel.

The first one says β€œI smell sugar.” The second one says β€œI smell cinnamon.” The third says β€œI smell molasses.”

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3 moles are walking in a tunnel...

The first mole says, "I smell sugar." The second mole says, "I smell cinnamon." The third mole says, "I smell molasses."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lat_fyr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2022
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There is three moles crawling in a tunnel.

The first one says I can smell sugar! The second says I smell cinnamon! The third says all I smell is mole asses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffene_migraines
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2022
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What do moles smell all day?

Mole-asses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxipad213
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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