It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...

Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…

You'll get quacks in the pavement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I stole a mixer from the kitchen in work today

It was a whisk i was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmf95-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.

I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vexemo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A hand mixer started a speakeasy.

It was a wisk-y business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?

... he's feeling much batter now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why does a concrete mixer truck only have 1 seat?

So the driver knows where to sit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?

King Koncrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Featric
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.

Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantoros1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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New mixer for my DJ Setup imgur.com/ty4MMN4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxymoron7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work,

But it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TalisEgg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work....

But it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islander399
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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A cement mixer crashed into a police van carrying 12 criminals

The police are now looked for a dozen hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I know I shouldn't steal a mixer from work,

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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A cement mixer collided with a prison bus today

Police have told locals to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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