I suspect they’ll use antimony.
To me, it just makes cents.
It's about thyme.
"Sacramentos."
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
She's such a Thyme waster
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
Because now you're making cents!
He gave sage advice.
"Where are the reinforcemints"
A Tic Tac Toe
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
But as the guide explained, it started making cents.
My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers. He said that the guy made a mint
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
They make a lot of money.
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
It’s in mint condition.
A condimint.
They’re a breath of fresh air.
They’re meMentos.
... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
it could be your last meal and test a mint!
Because it was always on the lamb
It was worth more in mint condition.
and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."
Experi-mints
i bet the people over at the tic tac factories make a mint.
Because they were a new cents
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
That wouldn't make cents.
An Icebreaker
mint to be together.
It's still in mint condition though if you're interested...
Know who invented the sippy cup?
Mrs Sippi
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
A Live Saver
Yeah it doesn’t make any cents
Apart-mints.
To control the flow of the current sea
Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.
Commit-mint
She made a mint.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
It was in mint condition
...experiments?
Near Mint Condition!!!
Now they're ex-spearmints.
Dad:Maybe because they aren’t in mint condition
Excrement
He calls them “in vest mints”.
What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!
I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!
Have you heard of that new movie, “Constipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.
I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said “No, doc, it’s dis knee.”
Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.
What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!
I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.
Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.
What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!
What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!
Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!
How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!
19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.
My friend told me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, “Yeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”
How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!
What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. “Taken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)
How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.
If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.
I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.
I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.
Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!
What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon
Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem
... keep reading on reddit ➡She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
It had a large amount of embarrass-mint.
They just haven't made cents.
"Gotta pay the tax!" I said.
What tax?
The tic tax!
Now he has a tic-tac to ride
Ingredients are: Lime, Peach & Mint.
.. oh wait .. that doesn't make any cents ..
I gave her the bowl in mint condition
It mint a lot to me.
They say he made a mint.
With experi-mints!
Wow, you're a life-saver."
Thyme is short.
With experi-mints!
They say he made a mint.
With experi-mints!
They say he made a mint.
They say he made a mint.
They say he made a mint.
