Michell Puns

A list of puns related to "Michell"

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station

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👤︎ u/LordMeowww
📅︎ Oct 20 2022
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Michel Lotito had a strange ability to consume metal. He is said to have eaten an entire Cessna 150 light aircraft.

I imagine it would have tasted a little plane though

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👤︎ u/4wincle
📅︎ Apr 15 2022
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What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?

Sheer Luck Holmes.

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👤︎ u/Babarumdevv
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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I had a teacher in school called Mrs Turtle

weird name but she tortoise well.

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👤︎ u/dadjokeschannel
📅︎ Oct 05 2022
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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👤︎ u/RangerHikes
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

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👤︎ u/nordrb
📅︎ Aug 23 2022
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Meat Patty.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 29 2022
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Michelle Pfeiffer has a silent P,

but when she has a dump you can hear it downstairs.

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👤︎ u/No-Reveal8042
📅︎ May 12 2022
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Bryce forgot to hire a costume for the party. When he got to the door he threw his wife over his shoulder

The hostess answers the door and say, "hello Bruce, what are you dressed as?"

He says, "I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle".

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👤︎ u/uuicon
📅︎ May 30 2022
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