One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
It must be a sub-culture...
You need to train a lot for it
Fiancé: where do you want to eat?
Me: well there's the mcdonalds and the currency exchange over there
...
We can get a euro.
She just walked away.
A metro-gnome
It's a metro-gnome
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
A metro-gnome
I was at a met station waiting for a met yesterday to go see my dad and this old man came up to me tapped me on the shoulder and said
"Don't turn around. We know who you are and we have come to help."
"Help with what?"
"You'll know soon but it's OK we are on your side"
He then walked off the met stop on the phone as if he wasn't even waiting for a met.
So it fucking turned out right my dad knows this fucking guy from working on the taxis and the guy text my dad to say he had seen me. My dad tells this guy to fucking follow me onto the met stop and play out this fucking routine.
^^^Edit:Fuck
My dads a dick...
Brit glossary:
Met = Metrolink -http://www.metrolink.co.uk/Pages/default.aspx - Overground rail travel. (Tram)
He said they were metro gnomes.
A Metro-Gnome
A metro-gnome.
A MetroGnome :D
My girlfriend and I were talking about how the metro system trains where we live are often not running on time, and and sometimes be very unreliable.
Told her it's because of the "metro-gnomes".
Movie: Starts metronome and starts playing piano
Me: Hey....what do you call a dwarf on the subway?
Her:...
Me: A Metro Gnome!
Her: I hope you die.
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
A metro-gnome
