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Mathematical joke Puns

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Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

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👤︎ u/Orphanclone
📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

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👤︎ u/angrysandclock
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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A mathematically inclined dad joke

So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.

He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.

Well played dad. Well played.

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👤︎ u/tangentofV
📅︎ Jun 20 2015
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Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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👤︎ u/xjohnnyxleex
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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👤︎ u/Talcabus
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...

But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number

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👤︎ u/WonderfulComment
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Most puns make me feel numb...

Mathematics jokes make me feel number.

I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!

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👤︎ u/hakluke
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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