A list of puns related to "Man's best friend"
(credit: Groucho Marx)
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
I was speechless.
It was one hell of a barbecue.
"Shame you don't have any friends" she said
I know he means well.
"Well this has been a really emotional day, gosh...even the wedding cake is in tiers." Got lots of heavy sighing, laughs and tons of boos....I was very happy with the reception
Lock up your dog and wife in the boot of your car for an hour and see who's happiest to see you when you let them out
Arty, a professional hit man, will only let his friend pay him a dollar for the job. Professional courtesy. Arty strangles the wife, but both the maid and butler hear the commotion and come barging into the room. Arty has to take care of them as well, but by the time he's done, the cops have arrived and he is arrested.
The news reports the next morning:
"Arty Chokes 3 for a Dollar."
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Inside a dog it’s too dark to read.
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
From Groucho. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.
I was speechless!
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside a dog, it's too dark.
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