Magic Tour Puns

A list of puns related to "Magic Tour"

"Mr. Wonka, you said you'd give me a magical tour of your confectionary factory, but all I see is a single brown dog!"

Willy Wonka: <stroking dog> No... I said I'd show you my Chocolate Lab

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👤︎ u/NootNootington
📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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If I was the director of admissions at Hogwarts...

I would walk into every room while giving tours with my arms outstretched, head tilted slightly upwards, eyes shining, just admiring the beauty of the space and then spin around slowly and proudly state, "And this? THIS is where the magic happens!"

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👤︎ u/expertn00b
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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