Machu Picchu Puns

A list of puns related to "Machu Picchu"

Did you hear about the two owls stealing from tourists on Machu Picchu?

They were incahoots.

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👤︎ u/hashsmasher
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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A match of Pichu on Machu Picchu imgur.com/MH3DGbt
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👤︎ u/lifeboat_to_mars
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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What kind of light bulbs do they use in Machu Picchu?

Incandescent.

Edit: Sorry you guys got downvoted to oblivion for loling.
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👤︎ u/TheLobstrosity
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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If you get into a car accident at Machu Picchu, call your insurer right away

It's, uh, Peru dent

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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Today in Cultures we had to submit something on Machu Picchu.

I, of course, drew a Picchu of Machu.

http://i.imgur.com/jAeLO3L.jpg

I'm either going to get a really good grade, or a really bad grade.

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👤︎ u/TheIllustrativeMan
📅︎ Apr 09 2017
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How did the owls get away with the heist in Machu Picchu?

They were Inca Hoots.

My friend proudly told me how he got his daughter with this one.

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👤︎ u/ryegye24
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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