I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
Do you wanna know how Mace died?
He went out the Windu.
What do you call a mace made from a tree?
Morning wood
I tried out some riot control equipment today...
But it made a mace
A Star Wars Knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Chancellor Palpatine:βwhoβs thereβ
Mysterious voice:βWindβ
Chancellor Palpatine:βWind who?β
Mace Windu :βIn the name of the galactic senate youβre under arrest, Chancellorβ
Happened when we were watching Star Wars III
Right at the part where Windu dies
Dad: "Wow. I guess he got thrown out the windu."
Just came up with two terrible puns
A friend and I got into a debate about what the best medieval weapon was. He said it was the warhammer while I said it was the mace. Our argument got so heated that we haven't talked to each other in five days. Talk about blunt force drama.
I was walking down the street when a man threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I turned around and shouted, "What the Hellman?"
What do you call a farting Jedi?
Mace Windy.
(no regrets)
