Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
Hawaii used to be part of a group of 5 identical land masses.
The other four were called Hawhoii, Hawhereii, Hawhatii, and Hawhenii.
What do you call a group of sensitive water masses?
I fell asleep during Catholic mass.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen yesterday....
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
I asked my Dad “What’s the difference between weight and mass?”
“Well, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
This joke is gonna bomb
Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?
In aisle 8
We have migrated from mass hysteria to mask hysteria.
Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?
Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?
Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?
Every star is holy. Why, you ask?
Because they all have mass!
Electrons have mass?!
I didn’t even know they were catholic!
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?
Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
A woman is running up the front stairs of a church. She asks the boy sitting at the top, "Is mass out?" The little boy looks at her and says...
"No, but your hat's on crooked."
Why doesn’t light have mass?
If it did, it would’ve be called heavy.
Churches had to disband when it was announced there would be no more mass gatherings.
They followed the guidance religiously.
Cant weigh to see their face
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
I just checked my body mass index. It says I'm a beast
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
High mass in the extraordinary form
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?
There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Did you know that protons had mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
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