I was dating a communist recently
It was a horrible relationship, all the red flags were there.
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
How do communist measure time?
What’s a communist’s favorite thing to measure time with
what do you call a communist sniper
Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised he’s a communist
Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags
What do they call IHOP in communist countries?
What would happen if Iran became communist?
How much time is in one communist day?
I think my cat might be a communist
he won’t shut up about Mao
Why are communists good at archery?
What do you call communist mars?
How do communists tell time?
Communist jokes can be funny
But only if everyone gets them
I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
I started dating a communist and she’s a real psycho.
How did I miss all the red flags?
Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?
The communists have been talking about their revolution for over a hundred years now...
I’m starting to think they’re Stalin
What do you call it when you question a communist?
How did young Gorbachev know he was doing well in Communist school?
I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.
Help! I think my horse is a Communist!
He always says neigh to Stalin, but he's a big fan of Trotsky....
Anyone can become communist.
Why do communists only write using lower case letters?
Because they hate capitalism.
What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?
They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.
What would a communist Hungary be called?
Why are American towels communist?
They’re kept in the Lenin closet.
What do you call a communist who tells jokes?
What are a communist's favorite units of time?
How do you tell a communist to stop being rude?
How do you get a Chinese communist to defect?
Welcome to today’s Communist Marathon...
A communist walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him if he wants anything to drink.
The communist does not respond.
The bartender asks why are you stalin.
How can you tell if a car is communist?
Thats why communist talk a lot
During a war, Communists are Russian
The Japanese are just loli-gagging.
What do you call a communist Aquaman?
I should've known my wife was a communist.
There were red flags everywhere.
Why aren't communist jokes funny?
Because not everyone gets them
A communist joke is only funny if everyone gets it
Why are communist jokes so funny?
What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?
Communist jokes aren’t funny
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