Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
Hawaii used to be part of a group of 5 identical land masses.
The other four were called Hawhoii, Hawhereii, Hawhatii, and Hawhenii.
What do you call a group of sensitive water masses?
My daughter (6) and I were watching a show where the phrase “gelatinous mass” came up..
..so I blurted out, “That’s what jellyfish call church!”
rimshot
What is the mass of a hipster?
I fell asleep during Catholic mass.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen yesterday....
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
I asked my Dad “What’s the difference between weight and mass?”
“Well, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
We have migrated from mass hysteria to mask hysteria.
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
Where do large sea mammals go to get their body mass measured?
Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?
This joke is gonna bomb
Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?
In aisle 8
Electrons have mass?!
I didn’t even know they were catholic!
Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?
You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?
A woman is running up the front stairs of a church. She asks the boy sitting at the top, "Is mass out?" The little boy looks at her and says...
"No, but your hat's on crooked."
Why doesn’t light have mass?
If it did, it would’ve be called heavy.
Churches had to disband when it was announced there would be no more mass gatherings.
They followed the guidance religiously.
Every star is holy. Why, you ask?
Because they all have mass!
Cant weigh to see their face
High mass in the extraordinary form
I just checked my body mass index. It says I'm a beast
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Did you know that protons had mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
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