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At breakfast, my wife: Honey, you forgot the French toast.

Me: Oops. Sorry. * raising glass* VIVE LA FRANCE!

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📅︎ May 29 2018
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Asked my friend about cancer...

"How would you react if you were told you had cancer?"

"I don't know about reacting, but I don't think I can-cer vive from it."

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📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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