If you name your daughter Margarita, when she talks back or gets sassy you can say,
"I didn't ask for salt on the rim Margarita!"
My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.
She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."
Did you hear about the sassy pinball player?
She was very flippant.
True story only the names have been changed to protect the sassy 3yo.
Miss3: mummy I want shake shake song (Taylor Swift - shake it off.
Mummy: and mummy wants her breakfast first miss3.
Miss3: and I want a million dollars mummy.
Cheeky little madam!
How does a sassy lady tell someone they should shave?
Obituary
Tonight at dinner we were discussing my daughter's sassy attitude...
I said, "I won't stand for it".
My bf says "But would you sit for it?"
I told him he wasn't biologically a dad and it wasn't fair for him to be making dadjokes. He said two years as my children's "dad" was enough training.
GF: I just finished clipping my nails and now I'm filing them.
Me: Alphabetically or numerically?
Dropped this one on my dad earlier
Dad (after a sassy answer to a question): don't be a smartass
Me: would you prefer I were a dumbass?
Laughs were had
