Do we have any more bubbly?

Me: I think we have some pear cider leftover from last night. Dad: You wouldn't want that, it'd make you impeared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedCable
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Ah, the classic bubble speech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerry-cherry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrusaderTbone
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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This one’s on a whole new level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buildingwithclay
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a train made out of bubble gum

A chew chew train

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My friend asked me, β€œIs sex any different after you have a vasectomy?”

I said, β€œYou don’t notice a vas deferens.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Whenever my son sees a balloon, he has the urge to burst it...

I wish he wasn't influenced so much by pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Where do bubble wraps come from?

Don't know. It popped out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Pun needed

Hey guys! I am getitng a puppy in a few months and her name is supposed to be Zoe. However since she is pure golden retriever because of some laws her full name has to to be β€œGive me your β€˜name’” and I want it to be some kind of pun containing the word β€œZoe” since that what she’s gonna be called like Zoedorable but something that matches the sentence and I though that maybe you guys can help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeDotOu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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DRUGS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshallThings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Bubble Rap 😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanaluvya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I... I think imma cry 😒
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWizardSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Bubble Rapper imgur.com/ziBHwvu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_ponder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A new level.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorybrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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The drama has really been bubbling up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissJinxed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call an almost impossible bubble?

Improbable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekkanik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition

I came so close to winning but I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardelol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?

He was Boba-fettered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraconicDungeon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What is a bubble's least favorite type of music?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryfir891
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?

Yes son I do.

Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call clean music? [OC]

A soap opera!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yonfire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I was cooking pasta for dinner and as the water was bubbling over I said:

"Goodbye water, you will be mist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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[Pun request] Bubbles

Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilehead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My wife snapped!

When I bought her some liquid nitrogen bubble bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?

a boba fete!

...I'll just show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laplandsix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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We're all living in a bubble...

Unbeliebubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sayori-Best-Girl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.

I call it the HEPA-weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What goes in hard then comes out soft?

Bubble gum

"See ya later said the blind man!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHoncho303
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What is a witches favorite gum?

Double Bubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"

"Well, of course I did."

"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."

My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCsNBaseball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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This just happened:

My 3 month old son is blowing bubbles, and my wife says, "I hope we get giggles out of you soon!"

I said, "He's pretty close, maybe next year!"

Wife to son: "That's the oldest dad joke in the book, buddy!"

Me: "It gets older every year!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.

Foam is where the art is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why did the train love bubble gum?

Cause it was a chew chew.

I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperelijah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...

It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?

Kung Fu Man Chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rideintips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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The best way to get dad joked:

I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.

I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?

She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.

So I say, not yet I'm dirty.

She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:

Hi! um...

wait a sec,

um, I know um,

um, wait.... dir...

[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]

Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!

I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...

It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...

It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leyline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What did one bubble say to the other bubble?

Pop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSCanunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why does Tomas like bubble gum?

Because he is a chew chew train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brizzhizz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_nameless_one
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?

Chew chew train.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble O 7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?

Bubble O7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call james bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrenter_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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James Bond enjoying himself

What do you call James Bond in a bath?

Bubble 07

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