Such a novel idea makes me bubbly
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/metaphorical_trash
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Do we have any more bubbly?

Me: I think we have some pear cider leftover from last night. Dad: You wouldn't want that, it'd make you impeared.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChargedCable
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DRUGS
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarshallThings
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I... I think imma cry 😒
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWizardSquirrel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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Bubble Rap 😎
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanaluvya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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Why does Tomas like bubble gum?

Because he is a chew chew train

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brizzhizz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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Bubble Rapper imgur.com/ziBHwvu
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_ponder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_nameless_one
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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A new level.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gregorybrad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call an almost impossible bubble?

Improbable.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mekkanik
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I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition

I came so close to winning but I blew it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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The drama has really been bubbling up.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MissJinxed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call clean music? [OC]

A soap opera!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yonfire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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This just happened:

My 3 month old son is blowing bubbles, and my wife says, "I hope we get giggles out of you soon!"

I said, "He's pretty close, maybe next year!"

Wife to son: "That's the oldest dad joke in the book, buddy!"

Me: "It gets older every year!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2020
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What is a witches favorite gum?

Double Bubble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?

He was Boba-fettered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DraconicDungeon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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What is a bubble's least favorite type of music?

Pop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/countryfir891
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cardelol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2019
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Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?

Yes son I do.

Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
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I was cooking pasta for dinner and as the water was bubbling over I said:

"Goodbye water, you will be mist."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2019
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I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.

I call it the HEPA-weizen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?

a boba fete!

...I'll just show myself out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laplandsix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2019
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We're all living in a bubble...

Unbeliebubble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sayori-Best-Girl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2019
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[Pun request] Bubbles

Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chilehead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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The best way to get dad joked:

I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.

I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?

She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.

So I say, not yet I'm dirty.

She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:

Hi! um...

wait a sec,

um, I know um,

um, wait.... dir...

[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]

Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!

I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...

It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...

It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leyline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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An Irishman finds a genie

All offenses aside, I’m originally from Britain and we make fun of the Irish ALL the time.

So an Irishman stumbles upon a genie’s lamp and says to himself β€œooh laddy what have we found here? I tink I’ll give it a rub to see if a genie appears!”

So he does, and lo, a puff of blue smoke comes pouring out of the spout, billows into the air and the genie’s form becomes solid. It speaks, β€œOh master of the lamp, I am your genie and I grant you three wishes.”

The Irishman’s eyes are wide open with glee, his cheeks and nose red with fire, he shouts β€œtree wishes?! That’s just brilliant!” For me first wish, I’ll have a bottle of whiskey that never runs dry.”

The genie, eyes rolling, clicks his fingers and POOF a nice big bottle of whiskey appears before the Irishman. β€œWell I tink we’ll have to put this to the test!” He snatches up the bottle, takes a long healthy swig, glug glug glug, and the bottle pops as he releases it from his lips, β€œAhhhhhhhh!!!” And to his amazement as soon as the liquid in the bottle settled, it gave a large burping β€œbulp!”, released a large bubble, and when the bubble popped the bottle was full again. β€œWELL I’LL BE! THAT’S THE MOST INCREDIBLE TING!”

The genie, steadfastly unimpressed, reminded the Irishman β€œMaster, I will bring you fortune, splendor, reputation, treasures beyond any imagination. You have two wishes remaining. What would master want for a wish?”

The Irishman looks to the genie and says β€œoh tat’s easy! I’ll have two more of these!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bbacconnn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?

Bubble rap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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Why did the train love bubble gum?

Cause it was a chew chew.

I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pepperelijah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2019
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I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...

It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
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What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?

Kung Fu Man Chew

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rideintips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2019
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"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"

"Well, of course I did."

"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."

My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PCsNBaseball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2016
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What did one bubble say to the other bubble?

Pop!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NSCanunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2019
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At my house, we’re always running out of bubbles.

I guess you could say we blow through them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigTuna185
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2019
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Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team

Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoJohnTrumbal
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2018
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sorry i don't speak mandarin
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coderedcody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2019
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Do you remember how fun it was blowing bubbles as a kid?

He’s back in town and wants your number

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2018
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Divers

How do divers communicate? They use speech bubbles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WeStormSwedenAtDawn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Life_Uh_Finds_A_Wah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?

Chew chew train.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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James Bond enjoying himself

What do you call James Bond in a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Llyr508
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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What do you call james bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/torrenter_11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble-07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamerwife2017
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