Yeti keep doing it.
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO!
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.βοΈ
It's a play on words!
But no pun intended
Friend: I had a dream about a dragon last night. Its name was Fire Fawcett.
Me: It's too bad its name wasn't Uther, since it was a PUNdragon.
Friend: ...
Me: *bows*
That's how irate them.
I prefer to think of them as full groan
If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...
The Empire strikes back
Like this
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My Puns are like paper, they're tearable.
The wurst are the best.
I'm working on a great pun but I can't figure out how to finish it, and I haven't had enough sleep (night shift).
"When parting, instead of adios, I'm going to start saying asiago. Yeah I know it's cheesy but..."
Anyone got any good finishers?
I told them the only puns I have going downhill are the ones about skiers and snowboarders.
So storytime... My wife and I were talking about my overuse of puns, and food/cheese puns in particularly (that's goud-a but this one's feta, etc.) I ended up drawing a Venn diagram.
The largest circle was my total puns, inside it was a second circle representing food puns, with a third showing cheese puns. I was trying to show that a majority of all of my puns are food related, and many of those are cheese related.
Something like this: http://i.imgur.com/nPdi07H.jpg
My wife immediately told me I did it wrong, that some of the cheese circle was outside of the food puns.
I told her that those are rare, but are often the cheesiest.
Thanks in advance!
You hear about that guy who died during his comedy set? I guess he joked to death.
